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Anonymous asked:
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

imthenewkanye:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thatfunnyblog:

One of my faveorite moments on this show. She ain’t take no shit from that white lady

(Source: sexlesslovers, via poetwithoutadream)

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

(via poetwithoutadream)

adventuretime:

iguanamouth:

recently i was approached by boom studios with an offer to do an ADVENTURE TIME COMIC COVER, and i jumped on the chance to be a part of a series that ive always enjoyed a whole dang lot

after submitting three potential designs we went with my personal favorite, the one with a big ol nod to m.c. escher. even if it doesnt get chosen as an official cover i still had a lot of fun with the design ! and id imagine if escher was still around to see it hed say something like “how did i get here” and “whats going on”. haha classic escher

M.C. Escher would love this if he were alive. He’d also be 116 years old.

(via adventuretime-friends)

poetwithoutadream:

scrapbookbeta:

samieballerina:

d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-:

claudiagray:

How many years before I can vote for this child? 

How much longer?!

We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not expected to live  full life, so he makes these videos because he wants to impact the world while he can…

ummmm that’s bullshit kid president is fine. he can be inspiring without dying shut the fuck up

(Source: toomuchto)

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